I have learned that unfortunately men are necessary, I would go nuts without a little cock now and then. But all the drama, the heartache, the headaches and the bickering I could live without. Hard stuff: some you never get over, some you can't get away from fast enough, and some you just smother till they die. The nice ones, you screw over, the bad ones you love til they cheat or beat the crap out you, the smart ones you overlook and the hot ones you kneel down and worship, even though they are undeserving.When it comes to relationships, sometimes it is hard to finally figure out what it is that you want. Then when you do, it feels like the moment has passed and it is too late. Sometimes you put your heart on the line and you scream it out anyways, as you wipe away the tears of regret. You can't change the past, you wouldn't if you could.
I have grown and I am ready for clarity and understanding. I want love and passion. I want inspiration and friendship. I want everything from him that I am willing to give. I want the rush of that first kiss that seems to last for days. I want his hand holding mine as we walk through the cold winter streets. I want the guy who makes me stop when it says walk just so I can kiss him again. I want to drink till I am dizzy and make love until dawn. I want to run my hands through his hair, my nails raking his back, pulling him into me so he can almost touch my soul. I want no more games and no more lies. I want him to want me. I want him to miss me. I want him to need me, I want him to love me.....
Men suck......
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Hi Shroom-Monkey. Great blog! I spent some time reading posts tonight. Very witty!
Sounds like we men only semi-suck, though. :)
Hey Shrooms,
What you want is beautiful and I know that you will get it because you are an equally beautiful and amazing woman. You just better allow yourself to accept it when it comes along. I'm only getting to know you through this blog but you seem like an awesome individual, smart, sexy, and a wicked sense of humor.
Your life, your stories, your sexcapades, the people you meet ... wow.
I'm going to have to add you to my 'girl crush' list along with our girl Super Freak
I'm amused as always because your posts tend to run an interesting gamut from juvenile name-calling to very literate and heart-felt, and the last paragraph there read like a synopsis for a romance novel, which isn't a bad thing, just an interesting departure from your usual writing style.
Well done.
damn, lady, that was gooooooooood...
we, men, are sometimes stupid... I wish every woman had that last paragraph printed on a card or something... for when she's ready, like you say.
I wish my girlfriend would say something like that to me. I love her, anyways, so maybe there's no need, and it better shouldn't, no?
mmm... you made me think, a lot. lol
it's awfull isn't it. I lost my man. He was really my man. I'm still sure of it. It's been two months now and every time a nice boy approaches me I'm all like "Fuck off!!".
Life's a bitch.
Shut up and make me a sandwich.
Maybe love shouldn't be that hard?
Oh, sorry - I allucinated there for a second....
Umm, I guess the "H" in allucinated is silent?
"When it comes to relationships, sometimes it is hard to finally figure out what it is that you want. (your words!)
Then how the hell do you expect US to know when you don't even know yourself?!
There are 13 "I want"s in that last paragraph. Do you wonder why we suck? It's a full-time job trying to figure out that "Would you like to stop for coffee?" really means "I have to take a pee right NOW". Then you get all hissy when we say "No, I'm good to go."
That said, I really do love that last paragraph. Wouldn't it be nice?
A fucking men, sister.
Semi-Celibate Man- yes you guys only semi-suck. Life would be lame without ya..
Sherry- awww shucks..... thank you. I feel as if I have had a full life, I hope all my best years are yet to come...
Mob- I'm a complex girl, didn't you know???
El Mas Cabron- I'm sorry I made you think, I always hate that myself... I think in life at some point we gotta just lay it out there, balls out, no shame.. Maybe then we will get what we truly want.
Bubbly Theater- ohh, I am sorry... You deserve to be happy.. It is hard there are indeed always the ones you just never get over and you will always compare everyone else to. It sucks, I know..... But if you ever want to switch teams, then babe, I am sooooooo here for you. We would make such a cute couple. Ya, know just an idea....
Skincarver- make your own sandwhich bitch!! and grab me a beer while you are in there, cunt...
Loud Mouth Bitch- maybe but it sure always seems to be. I wish it wasn't.
Evydense- ohh man, I never said women were not impossible. I just left a whole rant and rave about my fellow creatures on Creepy's blog. I know we make it hard on ourselves sometimes. Believe I know, I am a total piece of work. But I don't think you guys are any easier to figure out. We should come with handbooks...
Blonde Vigilante- thanks....
Seriously? You don't think men are easier to figure out then women? Here's a cheat sheet: food, sex, beer, sex, sports, sex, spend time with the fellas, sex, food, sex, our mothers, sex, fishing, sex, childish amusement, sex. We're not that complex.
Creepy- thanks babe, that was uber helpful. Not all men are as simple as you...
We really are not worth it.
You, on the other hand, deserve some lovin'.
I love it when you call me cunt.
People don't call each other cunt near enough.
well, at least you can say "cock" on your blog.... ;)
My mother always said "I want never gets". I'm sure we can make an exception for you though. Any man would be truly happy to be with someone who likes it when they say cunt.
Tumuli- hell yeah I do... Kissed a ton of toads- where the fuck is my prince???
Skincarver- that is indeed my favorite word- and true they really don't.... let's bring it back into heavy rotation. That and calling women "chicks"- everyone gets pissed when I say that.. why???
Haley-O- soo could you, but i don't think it would mix well with the baby pix. But you can scream it out here every time you visit- just start off your comments with cock, fuck, cunt, bitch, ya know whatever makes you feel better...
Christopher- yeah, I know, I know... I would settle for just 2 out of the 13. I am not tooo picky...
Oh, FUCK, that feels good! ;)
I did not think it was possible but you have summed up my history with men. Good post.
Slaygirl- hola chica - we girls the common bond- all men seem to be the same!
lol you know, thinking ain't that bad...
you know it, we men are plagued with... unthinkableness?
sorry my rat-ass english, but we just don't think that much, but when you girls come out like that, balls out, that's when it counts! lol that cheat sheet made me laugh.
http://el-cabron.blogspot.com/2006/08/fucking-movie-review-huevos-de-oro.html
BTW, check out my fucking-movie-review of Golden Balls, it's the same cycle you're talking in your post, but I think you'll be satisfied with the way he pays @ the end in the movie, truly sad, tho'...
Wow. You had me then you lost me. :-)
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