Sunday, August 13, 2006

Help Wanted

Job Vacancy:
I am looking for a new toy... I have constructed a very nice cage for you in the garage, I think you should be quite comfortable. I would like you to dance for me and entertain me when I am bored... Uniforms are mandatory, please provide your own G string. I will pay you in dollar bills that I slap on your ass.

Men and Women welcome to apply...

11 comments:

Sherry said...

Will my red latex with strategic cutouts do for a uniform?
Oh, and I don’t like wearing g-strings ... or any other kind of underwear as a matter of fact *wink*

Dale said...

If you put those footprint cutouts on the floor of the cage for me to follow, I will dance. And accept dollar bills. And stuff.

nouseforaname said...

Sherry- ummm babe, that sounds hot! Wicked, wicked girl...

*wink* I was hoping you didn't...

Dale- and stuff..... mmm, I think you may have to put in some overtime hours.

Yikes, I am a silly monkey!

Blog said...

LOL....I'll have to talk to the hubby about it. Sounds intriguing, though...!

Dale said...

And stuff is for extra hours and extra credit.

4 Non Blogs said...

Only if I can fling my poo at you.

nouseforaname said...

Haley-O- ohh please he doesn't have to know- I will let you go home in the evenings...

Dale- ummm yes, I know, I know... No sucking up..

sKincarver- yeah, your application just got trashed...

Yikes, this is lame!

3.14 said...

is it dark in there? i don't like the dark.....

nouseforaname said...

3.14- I will install a pretty night light for you... No worries...

ROENTGEN said...

I got the same shoes! Last seasons Manolo Blahnik eh?

nouseforaname said...

Ohhh shut up now, I have only one pair- they cost sooo much but I love them, they live in their very own special bag... I love them like crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!