Just Mention They Suck!!I met this band at the Mason Jar in Phoenix. It was right after Girl's School was rocking the ol Headbangers Ball on MTV and this little ugly group of mutherfuckers were rising up the charts. I was asked to do some promo shots and all I can say for that shoot- it is really hard to get good live shots of guys that are soo freakishly hideous. Anyways, after the show I am standing around talking it up, chugging a couple dozen beers. I feel a set of hands slide around my stomach and some hot breath on the back of my neck. The lead singer Dean Davidson, pressed his huge bee stung lips against my neck and whispers, "there you are.." I turn my head slowly and say, "Get the fuck off me, dude" His hands retract and he places them on my hips and spins me around. "Don't you know who I am?" I nod my head, "Duh, I just shot you guys, soo??" His little mangled face grimaces and he tells me, "We have sold over a million records." I laugh, "where, here in America?" "Fuck yes, in America" he shouts at me. "Fuck an A, this only proves my theory, Americans will fucking buy anything. Shit, your record is total crap" I respond still beer in hand, now with my hands on my hips in a defiant stance. He backs up, and calls me a "Bitch" and walks away.
What the fuck?? Just because you sell a million records here, there or anywhere, you don't have the right to put your lips on me and leave behind some sort of slime trail. My neck smelled after that and it took a lot of soap to wash away that memory. Dizzy you owe me $2.50 for the Neutrogena. Fucker....
7 comments:
Lol...oh shit that's funny. That band was soooo fucking bad. I'd rather listen to Stryper. There are some things that mousse and eyeliner can't fix.
Big fat hairy kudos to you for telling him exactly what you thought. If you were on myspace you'd be in my top 8.
I second that: they were terrible. Ugly and terrible.
ways to avoid having sex: tell said creature-who-seeks-sex that you are lance bass in drag.
ta-da! such genius!
Skincarver- I think they tied with Kix for all time ugly ass metal band.. Yikes, I still cringe.. Where is my soap??
Creepy- here, here.... They were some gruesome Cinderella wannabe's.....
Syandiedtoday- too bad I did not have that comparison to use back in the day, maybe that could have worked.
I sort of remember that song. I definitely remember Headbangers Ball with that guy Adam Curry - that was his name right? Oh God, why do I remember dumb as shit like that?
forgot an S
should be dumb ass shit
Fuckin' A, I haven't heard Fuckin' A for a long time. Though you spell it different. Maybe it is just a Canadian/American thing like how we put extra u's in everything.
Anyway, there are times when being called a bitch is truly a badge of honor. Glad you told him off.
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