Friday, July 21, 2006

I've Stood at the Threshold of Fame and Fortune


but I have walked away many a times in fear that it will kill my spirit. I feared Hollywood would try to tame the beast within and make me wear really tacky evening gowns to Award Events. While riding my motorcycle across the desert of Arizona, I proclaimed, that no one will ever edit me, censor me or expect any postive changes from me! I screamed into the hot, biting, bug infested wind, "World, it's all about me! I am free!!!"

Well all that jazzmatazz never paid me a dime and neither does this but some crazy chick in Chicago thought I was interesting enough to interview. Check it out, here Yeah, I know, I know.... I laughed when she asked to- Shut Up!

Fuck you if you think I am selling out!!!!

19 comments:

Mackenzie said...

You're only a sell-out when you start putting ads in your blog. But, if you did that...I would still read.

Chris said...

Sell Out! I was gonna put ads on my blog and officially sell out but I didn't because...well, I dunno really. But now I wanna be like you! I wanna be famous and interviewed and write songs for (and star in) Pepsi advertisements!
You're soooo cool!

3.14 said...

not a sell-out in my books plus the photo is great, whodathunk that a sock monkey could have such beautiful long hair to ride on the open road with

Anonymous said...

Go, Monkey!
As if we need another reason to like you, Shroomstress -
You are my new personal goddess.

4 Non Blogs said...

That was awesome. I've never known anyone famouse before...whee!!

And that monkey is fuggin H-O-T.

Blog said...

Awesome! Congrats on the huge shout out! You're on my blogroll now, by the way (well, in 5 minutes)--not because you're FAMOUS now, but because I changed the look of my site so that I can have a longer, more varied, blogroll. ;)

Chris said...

I jumped on monkey's bandwagon first!

Sherry said...

Hey Shroom-Monkey.
We have mutual blog buddies (Merlin & Super Freak).

I was browsing around with the 'Next Blog' button and you popped up! I have to admit that I've visited your site before but didn't want to bore you with my dull comments (like now).

Anyway - Love your blog, it kicks ass!

Keep the peace within.

p.s.
congratulations on your new found fame

Urban Daddy said...

I knew it was only a matter of time before you Shroomed to the top. Congrats.

That picture threw me off... I thought you looked more like the picture below. I always saw you as a big boobed blonde standing mext to Kid Rock.

lol.

Reese said...

Yo babe, you gave me a shout out!

Thank you, Shroomy.

By the way, is that you in the bikini on the bike? Girl, you are HOTT!

Dale said...

Hey you big sell out, nice work!

Mob said...

Nice interview, Shroomy dear!

nouseforaname said...

Blonde Vigilante- thank you- I will never post ads!

Brewer of Leaves- ohh you're soo cool too! You jumped my wagon? You must of cum first because I don't even remember... Damn tequilla shots...

3:14- The open road is nothing without long flowing hair whipping around in the wind- stinging my face on turns and often blinding me- but it is a look.

Loud Mouth Bitch- you like me, you really like me... (why? what the hell is wrong with you?)

Creepy- I will be signing autographs and my latest line of plastic pussies at the Cheetah next tuesday. Hope you can make it.

Haley-O- Now I can officially corupt your blog- hooray!!

SDC- hey thanks for leaving a comment- not dull- we have good taste in friends!

Speak Easy- it wasn't hard I just took my own advice and made that bat we talked about and waved it threatenly at other blogs till people began to hobble in my direction.

Reese- of course lady- you were the first person that actually encouraged me in this blogging venture. One day, when I get married to another loser you will be my maid of honor and I will make you wear a really horrible lime green dress with puffy sleeves and a sequined head band.

Dale- Hey now... Those are fighting words. Just cuz I'm a girl doesn't mean I can't kick your ass. I fight dirty... Ok, fine you like it like that mud wrestling it is!

Mob- ohh thank you- I was really going for witty and intellectual. I think the bikini and motorcycle really helped convey that image...

Angie Pansey said...

Good interview, you Shroom-Vixen you. Thanks for the shout-out, too.

Stay sexy and glamourous! xoxoxo

Mob said...

I think it's amusing that you have more than one line of plastic pussies, at least that's how I took the 'latest' comment.

You lil' entrepreneur, you.

4 Non Blogs said...

Are they the vibrating kind?
Count me in!
Pffft..."in".

nouseforaname said...

Super Freak- but of course I love your blog! You kick ass!

Mob- I'm a busy girl...

Creepy- vibrating, sucking action, climaxing, squirting, you name it we got it.

Reese said...

Dude, gross.

Tumuli said...

Definitely not a sell out. You're too entertaining!