Begin to Giggle and Walk AwayI met Axl Rose for the first time at the Rainbow Bar and Grill on Sunset Blvd. My friend and I were stopping in for lunch, we were about to sit down when we spotted him sitting alone in a booth. His body was slumped and he appeared to be very haggardly hung over. We approached him to say hello, as we walked over he peered out of one eye, and said "Jailbait, come sit over here and give me a hand." I watched him as he began to unbuttoned his pants and raised his arm to the top of the booth as if to beckon me in. I started giggling, and I couldn't stop, I walked away shaking my head. As I walked outside my friend came running after me, "Are you seriously leaving, what about Axl?" I couldn't even answer, I was laughing soo hard.
What about Axl, indeed...
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Axl Rose, heavy metal cartoon.
I seriously love the man's music, but what a fucking tool.
I hate GnR with a fiery burning passion. I used to think that you were making all this up but now I'm not so sure...
They lost me at "the Great Spaghetti Incident" or whatever it was called. That's when I stopped dancing with mr. brownstone...
Even I'm laughing...
The first time I saw GNR in concert was when they were touring with Inxs. My friend and I had won backstage passes and instead of coming over to all of us, Axl mooned us instead. Talk about a ghost white ass!
your laughter is contagious! *giggle giggle*
Great story, what an ass.
I'm still waiting for him to do the cheeseball comeback tour, I know that money's gotta run out sometime, what's it been, like 15 years since they had a song on the radio?
As far as I know they (as in the complete GnR) are touring the UK at the minute...but then again I wasn't listening very hard.
Creepy- I love GNR's early days- But Axl is an ass. I have a friend who went to HS with him and she says he was always troubled but much sweeter when he was young.
Brewer of Leaves- you hate them that much? That is a lot of hate babe, what did Axl do to you? I have a colorful past, a very colorful past.....
Scooterboy- ohh you followed the breadcrumbs...
Blonde Vigilante- I still laugh when I remember that hoarse voice and the one little eye, looking me up and down. That nasty little cock wasn't going anywhere near me- I don't care who the fuck you are. I deserve a two eye once over..
Sherry- Nice, very Nice!!
Haley-O- Hey Lady!
Mob- I hope it never happens, they have their place in history but I'm afraid a comeback could be ugly.
Brewer- ummm that is something I will have to look up...
He still hangs out in there.
Yeah, I loved GNR and had a major crush on Axl back in the day. Then of course, at that time I was into selfish assholes. It took me a while to realize that bad boys are just really immature
men.
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