Ohh Fuck it, Ugly Sex is Hot....
I remember watching the video for Do Ya Think I am Sexy by Rod Stewart as a kid and thinking, "Fuck what a ugly ass band!" Little did I know at the ripe age of 19 his ex drummer would have me propped up on pillows and pounding the shit out of me doggy style for 2 days straight. But you never can predict the future can ya.... I was a drum and bass clinic junkie. Never learned to play an instrument but love the whole art and sex of it all. A drummer friend of mine wanted to go see Carmine Appice's drum clinic and asked me if I wanted to tag along. I had no plan on attending this one, but figured ohh what the hell, it is in Tempe and I can cut out and do some shopping if I get to bored. And of course I did, and I hit the shops, bought a super cute Tank Girl army mini dress and came back to the guitar shop with my treasures in hand. Troy my drummer bud was standing up by the drum set having a shop talk with Carmine. I walked up and stood behind Troy, letting him know I was back, when Carmine gives me the once over and gently grabs my hand, kissing it and asking, "and who might this pretty lil thang be?" Troy smirks with a not again look, says "ohh this is my ride, ummm she is just a friend...." Not too sure how I felt about Carmine at the exact moment, I suppose I was amused, he is sweet enough but not really my physical type, ya know... He is about 30 years older than my normal boy toys and missing that sexy come hither look I love soo much. But he does have that Cat Daddy quality that is kinda alluring. He smoothly asks me out to dinner and I accept. Dinner turns into two days of gifts and sex, sex and gifts, fancy ass hotels and being treated like a little princess. Lots of Pretty Woman moments, not to sure how I feel about all that jazz now, but at the time it was pretty nice... and truth be told the sex was pretty rockin... not lovey dovey but fuck me crazy hard till I cry type of thing... awww just exactly what the doctor ordered.....
10 comments:
Carmine Appice??? He does seem a bit old for you. Have you done his brother, Vinny (who played in Black Sabbath and for Ronnie James Dio)?
I'd be lying if I didn't admit I was a little jealous. Shroom is the Queen! I'll be looking at Carmine Appice a little differently from now on.
I just feel like "OK. Go straight for one night, hook up this lady, and you'll be a celebrety. Automatically."
I wait for part 12 of this story where you tell us "Well there was this night with one of the stones, but yeh, you didn't have just one stone, you had them all. It's all lego-land of sex, everybody's connected to someone by something..."
... keepin the best for the furious end aren'tcha ;)
Creepy- he was indeed way tooooo old for me but was a sweetie and a decent fuck- sooo ya know, I gots no complaints....
Becca- funny, he does seem like a sweet nice guy, don't let mustache fool ya, he is all down and dirty when it comes down to it...
Roentgen- mmmm, I gots lots of these stories.... ups and downs, sideways to a bit to the left.... here and there I will spill the beans....
see your my hero. not cuz you screw rod stewart's drummer. but because you say the shit that most women fear to say out loud.
I LOVE IT ROUGH!!! i mean sure. soft sweet love making is nice... for yuppies. but i like it hair pullin nail diggin screamin till you lose your voice cuz you feel like he just broke your pelvis kinda sex. thats just outstanding. give it to me hard or go home!
Ugly sex, sexy ugly, it's all good Shroomy. Love the comments by Roentgen and Yasamin.
Somehow, that was HOT.
Rockin' sex, spoiled with gifts, being treated and worshiped like a princess? Sounds all good to me!
Keep rockin' us with your stories Shrooms.
Yasamin- I hate to admit it but I am not a romantic girl... I like a man who grabs my ass, and cops a feel in public and rips off my clothes in the bedroom only to fuck the shit out of me! Hooray for hardcore fucks!
Dale- no sweetie, it isn't...
Tumuli- wink, wink...
Sherry- always here to please... mmm, always.... if you know what I mean....
heheh I was a bass player junkie and I'm right there with you, woman.
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