I am a manic thinker, a difficult conversation, my thoughts pop in and out and what seemed like the end all ten minutes ago could be insignificant now. I can't blog to all of you about my day, the projects I am working on or anything that forms a cohesive story. I blog the way I live- random moments held together by the thinned glue that is me. I apologize to those that didn't find what they were looking for. I thank those that did... I love all of you that come back day after day and even those that just pop in from time to time to see what the hell ridiculousness spewed from my mouth and made it onto the page. I can promise to give you only what it is that I am made of, random sparkling thoughts that burst into my head, random meaningless wanderings, slut stories from my past, crude language, and some really poorly drawn cartoons. These things I can assure you will grace the pages that are called my blog.Number 1001- I love ELO. For being such a metal girl it surprises some the healthy (says, I!) obsession that I have with them. But to put it out on the table they are the only band that genuinely makes me happy every time I hear them. They were my cassette of choice on long drives to San Diego, the CD I popped in when in labor with my daughter and now the cd that is on permanent rotation thanks to my fave Christmas present- the shower CD player. Now I can wriggle my lil naked ass to the most excellent sounds of Turn to Stone and Sweet Talking Woman. Suds, and suds, and suds and say hello to my little friend, the Shower Massager... My ex husband never understood why my dress from the movie Xanadu was more coveted than my wedding ring. Not that, that movie was the bomb diggity or anything- it was that ELO was associated with it. Ok, I lie, I really loved that movie and the dress is beautiful; the white light flow of the fabric, the way the skirt flares out as I roller skated around Venice Beach... ahem.... I love that corny shit. Ohh well, Number 1001- I love ELO....
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Oh wow. 1001 little insights about my sexy goddess? Looking forward to more of this.
I love your randomness, Shrooms. I'd accept nothing else.
ELO is awesomeness incarnate. I want the last song played at my funeral to be "Mr. Blue Sky." Or "Livin' Thing," 'sall good.
yay! being from the same home town as ELO, me and String have been brought up with a awesome all encompassing love for the Electric Light Orchestra. in honour of finding more fans im going to put on'Mr Blue Sky' and dance like a loon.
Sherry- randomness guarenteed chica, for sure....
Samuraifrog- cool beans- I knew we were meant to be besstesst friends..
Puck- even cooler beans- I knew we were totally meant for each other.... ya know you can only deny it for soooo long...dance my little loon, dance away!!!
and he will dance. maniacally. probably when your trying to drive. and it will annoy the fuck out of you.
String- too funny, everyone I know hates driving with me cuz I am forever dancing and singing my ass off- so as far as the annoyance factor I doubt he could beat me... but thanks....
I just imagine you flashing along with roller skates in hot pants, leaving a trail of glittery yellow and red light and singing "Xaaanaadooo....FOOKIN Xanadooowoooho-oh!" ... cheesy, but still nice!
Roentgen- ohhh I am a cheese queen, no doubt about that. I am all about nostaglia and would've made a hot disco queen... and glitter is Preettttyyyy!!!
its okay your forgiven. lol!!! i know sooo many people who love ELO. its totally cool girl... and i want to a shower cd player. sooo bad. and a shower massager... :p
All your moments are sparkling, especially the ones when you're peeing and dancing in the shower.
shroom - its not so much the dancing that emmbarasses him its the making eye contanct with other drivers, while im dancing encouraging them to "rock and roll". oh and i sometimes grab the steering wheel just to make him make a funny "waaaaaah" sound and get that funny scowly grumpy look.
Yasamin- I hardly know what I did before my shower cd player... I mean I had a shower radio but I could only halfway get one station and well it sucked... I am thrilled with my new little toy!!! ohh and a shower massager is a good thing, a very good thing...
Dale- I do not pee in the shower... ewwww!!!
Puck- the more you talk, the more I love you!!! I think we were cut from the same mold, a scary mold on a mixed up parallel plane but fuck it the same mold none the less- keep rocking baby cakes!!!
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