Strange Things About Me- You Would Never Know, Unless I Told You- 3

I Can't Eat at the Conveniently Located Deli Next to my Job
It is not that I am not allowed in there, but I just can't do it. I can't, I just can't.... They play your standard variety classical muzak, which is not a horrible thing. But there is a pet store next door and all those muted sounds of yelps and barks mixes with the music and starts to make me feel like I am going nuts. I'll be eating my sandwich and my mind will drift to thoughts of me kidnapping all the puppies (a la Cruella De Ville) and storing them in my basement, while I cut out newspaper clipping constructing ransom letters. It happens everytime I go in there. I rather not go looney this year so I bring my lunch instead.