*Bullshit that annoys me- This is my profile pic on Myspace. Aren't I hot? I don't understand Myspace, I just don't. Most likely because I am not 14 anymore and have not been for a very long time. I have the account because it seems to be the preferred forum of communication for my teenage sisters and early 20's brother. But me personally I hate it. I don't get the concept of friends- I get 30 to 50 friend requests a week- I don't know these losers, why do I need to be your friend? Is it so I can get your bullshit bulletins filled with mindless nonsense? Or is it so you can send me horrid glitter tag messages, like Thanks for the Add, or Hey Sexy- no I will pass on those too. Or is it so I can get the hook-up; I get plenty of messages from horny wastes of life looking for discreet relationships- ughhhh. Well, I did get a hold of a few childhood friends- but realized very quickly that they were still total trash. They were trash then, what was I thinking? I was trash then, but I evolved into something grand. My friends on Myspace- a few porn stars, a couple Rock bands (had to see what a few of my notches on the bedpost look like now, sadly they all look kinda fat, kinda old and kinda gross-no longer fuckable at all) and a few random people I actually know. I check it once a month and get off as quickly as I can.*Bullshit that happened this weekend- well with all the summer storms we are having, you expect a few power outages here and there. Well, you don't expect it to happen right as you're taking the first step down a flight of stairs. Yes, I bit the big one down the steep ass stairs. No Jazzersize for me this week.... I hate fucking power outages!
*Bullshit that pissed me off- After a annoying phone call from a ex (he is some annoying shit, trust me, I am not being bitchy) I started thinking about all the men who threw out the big- "Will you marry me?"
I have had 5 marriage proposals.
2- I thought were very sweet compliments, and they were let down nicely. But in no way, was I in love with either of these guys, nor ready for marriage.
1-I didn't take it to heart, but he was super cute and his rambling, "I'm gonna marry you one day" landed him a blow job with all the stops pulled out- but once I got home the next day, I really didn't think about it again.
1- was full of shit, he didn't mean it, and I didn't want it. This was his response to me catching him pounding some chick in the restroom of the Rainbow, while we were there together.
1- the one I agreed to, was the one I should have run from, hid out in sewers and changed my identity to avoid him. Ohh well, we got married in Vegas and I got to see Tom Jones- I guess that made up for the bullshit. I like being divorced- it makes me feel like a Lifetime movie of the week.
*Bullshit that wasted my time- The show Supergroup on VH1. I expected a little bit of rock and roll orgasm when I heard about this show. Ted Nugent, Sebastian Bach (Skid Row), Scott Ian (Anthrax), Evan Seinfeld (Biohazard) and Jason Bonham (son of Drum God- Bonham of Led Zepplin) but what I got was a some chaffing and some big disappointment. I don't even want to talk about it..
Other than all that, having a great day! How about you?
5 comments:
thanks for the ad, shroom monkey.
i axed my myspace a while ago. right around the time i actually got comfortable sending people messages saying "do you want to be my friend?'
i literally woke up one day and said "fuck this shit."
Ah, Myspace..any situation that requires me to ask for someone's friendship can go fuck itself. You've certianly been doing some self-examination in the writing recently, ie: the posts about previous relationship types, and today's marriage proposal rundown, it's been interesting reading. You've led a very intersting life, my dear.
PS: Oh, and thanks for the add, I've just noticed the link, and will reciprocate.
Bebo is much better. It allows you to laugh at British kids and wish you were 15 again. I tell you, Brits are effortlessly more trendy than all those yanks on MySpace.
Mob- no, I was just a slut who got ropped into short bouts of monogamy!
yeah, Myspace creeps me out....I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly falling down the stairs.... Good thing I wasn't there, or you'd have another thing to bitch about: me laughing my ass off at you! ;)
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