Thursday, November 09, 2006

How to Avoid Having Sex With Assholes- part 6

Fall in love and sleep with his pretty guitarist instead.....
Back the days of decadence and debauchery I ran with a group of girls pretty similar to myself. Groupie girls with big hair, mini skirts and hooker heels. We traded boys like baseball cards, set each up for the score and equally stabbed each other in the back for personal gain. We all had an angle, cover me photographer with the smarts, the baby face and pouty lips, Molly with the rich pops, hot bod, and blond locks, and Mimi had connections with Geffen Records, she had some flaming red and a fierce attitude to match. We worked a room and rounded the boys up, then took our picks. Mimi had been invited to a private party at the Cathouse, we broke out the Aquanet and hopped the Southwest party plane to good ol LA. Cathouse is crazy competition, they don't letcha in for a private party if you don't look and play fierce... I play cute, I always do..... I don't run with the big girls on hot patrol, I know better. You work what works for you and you stay with it. I smile pretty and nab the attention of Taime Downe of Faster Pussycat. Mimi is old fuck buddies with Taime and she spies me across the room, having a close convo. He is whispering in my ear, random whatevers, I can't hear a word he is saying the music is way loud, I nod and smile, fiending interest, keeping his hand from traveling any further up my thigh. I am wearing a spandex lace up the side mini skirt, and panties are a no no with anything that tight. A couple more inches and the boy with be fingering the gold. I am really not interested in this boy, but the piercing stares that Mimi shoots across the room are cracking me up. He notices the shark circling and suggests maybe a threesome. I love my girl, but I don't love her that much, plus the knowledge of multiple bouts of genital warts is enough to deter me from any triple kiss. Brent Muscat, the prettiest boy I have ever seen, struts his cute little self over to Taime to tell him something, as he leans over our eyes meet and I am a goner. He is ultra feminine but for some reason I find him irresistible. He says hello and smiles, I bite my lip in deep girly thought/fantasy, I want to marry this man.... what the fuck is wrong with me? ohh shit, I am smitten and as he walks away I immediately get up and follow almost in a trance. Taime grabs my arm, looking confused but keeping with cocky he asks me to get him a beer since I was getting up. Sure, yeah, I nod and point towards the bar. Mimi closes in two seconds later, cool by me, she said he was a shitty lay why the territorial claim? Ya know, whatever... I am looking for Bret. I turn looking left and right frantic that I may have lost him in the crowd or worse to another whore... But ironically he is standing two feet in front of my, watching me and laughing, he totally knew..... I walked up and he brushes the hair from my face, kisses me gently on the forehead and asks my name. We got a cab about 5 minutes later, making out feverishly in the back seat. A nice night of what didn't feel like random sex followed by a sweet goodbye kiss as he dropped me off at the airport the next day. We never did see each other again, but man...... I fell for that boy hard..... I was always afraid if I saw him again I would fall apart or fall in love... groupie girl nightmare and biggest regret.....

14 comments:

Mob said...

Faster Pussycat?!?

That's some crazy shit, girl.

I come to your blog to feel like I'm still in junior high/high school, with all the musical references...

And of course the hot tales of lust and hairspray.

Knitty Yas said...

oh my god girl! soooo hot!!! all i can say oooooohhhhh woow! i am so living vicariously through your lay on that one. god hes hot. HOT. HOT and pouty and bashful and fucking hot.

see thats one that goes under the "best night of life" moments. :p or "best night with a rocker of life" moments. lol!

nouseforaname said...

Mob- it was the time..... ya know, it was a good time for sure....

Yasamin- you know what? that night totally goes down in hall of fame records.. Brent was the sweetest, cutest and sexiest boy ever, I look back with total regret that I didn't try to keep in touch- but that feeling of "love" scared the shit out of me back then. When he kissed me on my forehead, he had me hook, line and sinker. I cried the whole plane trip home, and I still look back at the memory as the one that got away... He did have some soft pouty lips.... awwww..... the memories......

Creepy said...

I met Brent at FP's height, and you are right about his feminity: if I had enought drinks/drugs I would have shagged him myself.

Fast forwarding to nowadays, he's an awfully good guy, playing for a number of bands. And married to an asian broad. Though there is no way she could match you in ANY category. Not a fucking chance.

Knitty Yas said...

if I had enought drinks/drugs I would have shagged him myself.

hahahahahaaa creepy!!! now thats a man's man comment right there!! :p

meh. at least you had a good time monkey. >:)~ like you know theres moments when he wakes up and wonders where you are... at least thats what i would be telling myself.

but im completely delusional. hah!

Ms Smack said...

that is an excellent story! thanks :)

nouseforaname said...

Creepy- yeah curiousity got the best of me and I looked him up, he is still a cutie pie and he looks happy and still busy at work in the music buisness.. good for him! and thanks for the compliment- that picked me up- I was strangely reminensent yesturday and missing the good old days...

Yasamin- yeah, yeah, I doubt it to but hell, if he ever finds himself single again- here I am baby, here I am.....

Miss- thanks sweets...

ROENTGEN said...

Subarashi Subarashi!

So. Where is this bar? I'm gonna pull out my miniskirt and look for someone nice too!

Urban Daddy said...

Faster Pussycat... LOL

Funny named band with absolutely no hit song that I remember.

Ahh, the 80's hair bands.

Can't wait for that musical trend to come around again.

Tumuli said...

Muy caliente. Almost too much for me! I'm suffocating from the air of lust and lovely ladies.

Sherry said...

Ah Shrooms, how long has it been since I've told you that you just rock?!

I'd have to agree with Yasamin there and say that I bet he does think of the little hot monkey who he let fly away, I know I would.

SlayGirl said...

Love these segments. They should be compiled and played back to back on TV once a year.

nouseforaname said...

Flo- awwww sweetie, LA is the place to be for hair metal!

Speakeasy- what? you have never heard of them? that is nuts? They were awesome! Google them- they had some great songs..

Tumuli- come up for air now, babes don't want cha passing out or anything...

Sherry- aww thanks sugar britches... I wish.... I wish....

Slaygirl- I love this shit too, I love the memories, they were some good times- wouldn't that make for a great VH1 behind the Music... behind the groupie....

SlayGirl said...

It would. I am so there when it airs.