Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Smut, Sluts and Rock and Roll Junk

Looking back at the good old days with a wicked smile, the good times and the bad. Whatever happened to all the cute rock boys and the hot groupie girls that made it all worthwhile? Did we all go the route of the nine to five? Did we all get fat, go bald, have babies and settle down? Did we give up on the dream, put it in a drawer and shove it away? Or did we keep plugging away? Did any of us groupie girls actually land one of these boys and end up with the big house and fat ring? mmmmm, questions to answered at a later date .... When the face of music changed, I know a lot of us had to change and change fast. There wasn't quite the demand for photographers when the flyers ceased to circulate and I was faced with fat snot nosed baby pics at Sears or get a new gig. I went back to college and did a 360. I did actually land my dream boy for a couple of years, I wore the pretty rock with pride but he too fell into the same Rock and Roll pitfalls I was hoping to avoid. I always ran fast from relationships with rock boys cuz I knew I couldn't handle it. I was a jealous bitch and I knew in my heart, I could never manage the understanding that takes place with that sort of thing. I am sure there were a few out there that were faithful, but I never met any.... not in that business, and yeah that included the married boys. They all cheated and that would have broken my heart and made me nuts. But one day, as the days of fun fantastic metal turned dark, flannel and grungy I met a boy from Jersey that melted my all icy goodness with his leather pants and a little thing for dirty talk. I rode the ride one more time, letting him drag me along.. When the band's videos were in full rotation on MTV, I was itching inside my box trying to figure out how the fuck to get out unscathed. Monster tours, even younger and more aggressive groupies and way tooo many drugs invaded my life and I couldn't handle it, I bowed out gracefully, and left behind a three year relationship and friendship. I married the first non guitar slinging boy that came along and if you have read this blog- you all know how that turned out..... mess, utter mess..... but ya know you live and learn. So running my little series has got me full of nostalgia and a little yearning to know what the fuck happened to everyone. So revisiting a bit of my past and branching out - becoming a writing whore....

Look forward to a new series of interviews with all my Metal babes- Smut, Sluts and Rock and Roll Junk... gonna be hot..... gonna be huge! all the smut you really wanted to know.... all the dirt and all the hot, hot sexcapades- porn meets rock- shroom monkey style! But my question to all of you- What dirty little secrets do you all want to know? Give me your best questions and if they are hot and slutty enough I will use them!

and if you tooo were wondering what happened to my baby Brent (who I still think is the cutest thing ever!) check out Sin City AllStars- if you're in Vegas ever, look them up.....

Later Sluts!

14 comments:

ROENTGEN said...

Can I become your groupeeee? Pretty Please?

Christopher said...

"I was itching inside my box...." Is that the least subtle masturbation reference I have ever heard, or are you just too subtle for that?

Creepy said...

How about some names!

Tumuli said...

I would like to know if, like some addictions, groupie habits never die. Do they?

Blog said...

I'm a goodie-two-shoes. Got no juicy questions, at least not for on-line....But, you know I love dirty little secrets. I'll tell you mine, if you tell me yours...! ;)

nouseforaname said...

Flo- nooo sweetie, you can adore me from afar but unless you plan on getting me off you can not be my groupie....

Christopher- mmmm, actually I didn't mean it like that at all, dirty boy.... dirty, dirty boy....

Creepy- names? Names of the guys I have been with- I run them in the series- Ways to Avoid Having Sex with Assholes- one by one... You will never get a bulk listing out of me- what fun is that.....

Tumuli- good one....

Haley-O- email me the dirt....


Everyone- You wanna know something but too ashamed to put it out there for the world to see- email me! Misamo2005@gmail.com

Knitty Yas said...

i want to know the list of vd they got from said groupies. we both know that not all of us were clean as a whistle! lol

who was the big name boy you were with for 3 years>> i gotta know!

SamuraiFrog said...

Faster Pussycat had a video in heavy rotation on MTV?

Steven said...

How many groupies before your penis started hurting? ;)

Steve~

Anonymous said...

I want to know- do they make the girls spit or swallow?

Dale said...

I laughed my ass off at Or did we keep plugging away? You're a horny genius.

Hmm, questions. Were you ever expected to share/be shared and did you?

Who was the best lay?

Did you even in the middle of something say 'fuck it, this guy's not worth it'?

Favourite gifts - crabs? jewellry? whatever?

nouseforaname said...

Yasamin- ewwwww, VD- ooze and pain and burning flashbacks, yikes!

Samarui Frog- hell yeah they did! but I was referring to another band with that statement...

Steven Novak- that one would be a good one for Gene Simmons or someone of that caliber- how many is too many huh??

Anon- funny.... but relevant, and good....

Dale- horny yes, genius, why yes thank you- wow, i am the coolest...
good questions but they seem to be aimed at me... mmmm, I will answer these in time, in time baby...

Merlin said...

Never, and I repeat EVER go fat and bald on me baby!
Live the dream!
"Life is a journey, if you don't stop and look around once in a while you just might miss it...."
Yeah,hmmm...
one track mind much shroomstress?

nouseforaname said...

Merlin- I will never get fat, are you kidding I kill myself at the gym to make sure that never happens. well until I am old, then I am gonna totally pork up- eat tons and sit on the couch all day watching my stories... snickers at 70- sounds like a killer plan!!