Don't throw your bra onstage and expect to get it back...disclaimer- this is a cautionary tale- I caved, I just couldn't resist...
It was the Dangerous Toys and Junkyard at Big Surf, in Phoenix. I already knew the boys from Junkyard from a SW flight to Los Angeles (umm, that is another story...) so I was hanging with them before the show. A little flirting here and there and a whole lotta of beer. The show starts, and I am down on the floor in the front... So, I guess it did not help that I was beyond wasted, it did not help that I was already wearing very little clothing and it did not help that I was lifted on some meathead's shoulders and taunted to flash my tits. I got some pretty tits, so in my drunken state, I figure ahhh what the fuck. I don't remember throwing my bra on stage but I guess I did. What a lame move, not my usual style- I don't usually do the whole tit flashing bit (soo Girls Gone Wild- cheese) and this was a pretty bra (la perla, aint cheap...), All I was wearing was a sheer black shirt, and a miniskirt- so no bra, meant a bit of uncomfortable arm crossing on my part. After the show, I ran into Pat, the drummer of Junkyard and I asked if there was anyway to get my bra back- he laughed and grabs my arm and says, "c'mon babe, lets go" so backstage I went. I walked up to Jason McMaster, singer for Dangerous Toys and told him I would be needing my bra back... He started laughing and asked if I was serious. "Ummm, yeah I kinda need it," I responded. He gave me the whole once over and with the evil smirk he had on his face, I was smitten (he is not the hottest boy in the world but confidence and cockiness is a lethal mix....) He told me, "Well honey it is gonna cost you.." With a knowing raised eyebrow, I said in my best bad girl voice, "ohh, yeah, what's it gonna cost" Long story short, I lost all my clothes and went home the next morning in a concert t-shirt and a pair of sweats I swiped from his suitcase. I never got the bra back.... I got a few calls from him over the next year, he was an asshole for sure but I couldn't resist that evil little charm.........
Moral of the story: topless chicks get fucked........ (take that however you want)
21 comments:
I'd do anything for rockers. (and a few other exceptions).
You did the right thing. BTW: my word verifications right here is "rucks". Does this tell us anything?
regrets are just good storys with perspective, is there like a groupie course i can take, ive always been intrested but it seems like a hard job to catch a break in y'know?
Did you at least orgasm?
Bubbly Theater- Ohh I know I did the right thing, and the left thing and the upside down thing and the hanging upside down thing...
Puck- you looking to become a groupie? or you looking for a groupie- either way I think I can help ya out- give me a ring.......
Blonde Vigilante- ummmm, hell mother fucking yeah!!!
You are too cool Shrooms.
I was never that bold. The only thing I ever got/did backstage was show Nikki Sixx my boobs. He signed my bra. I still have it, maybe I should put it up on ebay.
"Sporting a woodie..."
Sherry- ohhh Nikki Sixx, I love him, he was such a hottie....... Lucky you!
Creepy- yeah he doing a little teasin pleasin........
"He gave me the whole once over and with the evil smirk he had on his face, I was smitten (he is not the hottest boy in the world but confidence and cockiness is a lethal mix....)"
Nuff said.
Bag girl doing bad bad things...AGAIN
nice to know someone's still living it up for the team.
Man you gotta stop posting pictures of superhuman women!
Nuff said...
Slaygirl- that is why bad boys get all the chicks- seriously.........
Merlin- sorry about the pictures, i know must be causing you some unsual swelling.....
I'm not talking to you anymore.
skincarver- why?
Well, then...it was worth it.
very hott story....I'll try to remember that moral....That's why I come here. For learning. Good hott learning.... Thanks Shroom.
The best thing about your groupie stories is the fact that it seems to revolve purely around long-haired rockers who just don't exist in this country. They are lucky boys.
But you still have his sweats right?
Blonde Vigilante- Ohh I wasn't complaining......
Haley-O- silly... I like the moral of the story- it can be applied on soo many levels (ummm, I don't even buy that one....)
Christopher- glad you survived the world's smallest sniffer dogs... Yeah, I kinda had a thing for the rockers..... a weakness...
You've GOTTA write a book, Shroomstress.
I a see best$eller in your future :)
Dale- ohhh noo I sure don't....
LoudMouthBitch- yeah one day, I keep saying that I will but I have time staying on task...
I'd buy your book Shroom.
slaygirl- ohh thank you... One day I will.....
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