Don't Kiss the CockroachOctober16, 95.. I couldn't have asked for a more perfect birthday.. I spent the day shopping with my girlfriends, got my belly button pierced and bought some super cute tiny, tiny mini skirts, you know the kind.. you can't walk a step without showing some ass, but that whole catholic school thing is a bit of a trademark for me. I can't resist the plaid... The Blind Melon show was the icing on the cake, for I live to love this band. They brought something new to the scene, a new voice, a new sound, and a couple of CD's that will be permanently on regular rotation in my house. Hot concert, small club, drank way too much and dancing on the tables. I had a bouncer friend that gave me a birthday wish, and sent my hot to trot ass back stage. Wearing one of my new lil skirts and a tightly corseted black top, tits and ass hanging out everywhere, I suppose I was going for the whole fuck me look. As I walked past Shannon Hoon, who was semi comatose on a folding chair, he reached out and pinched my ass. I turned in fake disgust and gave him a lil slap on his hand. He grabbed my hand, more quickly than I would have expected for someone in his condition. Hard to tell what he was on, but he was fucked to all hell. His beauty still radiated like a gorgeous star, but sadly a star that was near burning out. He told me, " I love to watch you walk" and he pulled me on his lap so that I was straddling him. He grabbed my ass tightly and pulled me close. He whispered in my ear, " do you like cockroaches?" Mmmm, I don't know about any of you, but cockroaches are not a turn on... He proceeded to tell me in ever growing mumble how he got a tattooed necklace of cockroaches to help him over come his fear of them. As he kneaded my ass with his hands, he said that I should kiss the cockroach to help me overcome my fears. Tempting, but mmmm noo. If he wasn't drowning in his own sweat, and if he was even semi alert and functioning maybe.... If he wasn't creeping me out with the cockroach talk, quite possibly.... If he was just an inkling of the Shannon Hoon that I knew I loved, then of course yes. But as beautiful as this man was, I could not bring myself to even kiss him. Sadly less than a week later Shannon died of a drug overdose. He was a troubled soul with a beautiful spirit and a true talent.
He is missed.....
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So the Shroom-legend grows...
It's not the drugs that killed Shannon Hoon, but rather it was watching you shake that ass while you walked.
Well done.
My only claim to fame has been a few arranged marriages, and getting a few colleagues fired. Nothing as exciting as that.
Pretty soon, you'll have to break out the pictures...
You had yet another brush with rock royalty!
How did you react when you found out he overdosed so soon after you met him?!
He was a true talent, and a douche bag for dying so young and leaving us so little of him to listen to. You should have fucked him.
Wow...cockroaches...? That's pretty fucked. Blind Melon was awesome. As for you, sexy Shroomy, I can understand why Shannon kept wanting more. You're dee-lish!
There's something about this post I find so, so creepy. Just the way you describe the man and the cockroach thing...fucked up, Mistress. I agree with Angela, though, about the deliciousness that is Shroom-Monkey.
Poor guy. He was trying to face his fears the only way that he knew how. Strange, but to each his own.
Something funny: you want to see me run around the house like a mad woman? Show me a cockroach. Those big water-bug things ... eek!
Hey Frog, look at the yummy sandwich that you're in ...
*sighs contentedly*
wanna know a secret? i was desperately in love with shannon. i mean i was a full on hippy girl in love with that man and his music.
when he died, i cried for days. even now, when i hear his songs, i get all fucking choked up.
at least he got to feel your ass. you probably were the last shining thing he touched. :)
Speakeasy- I got the whole bootie shake down to a science babe....
Tumuli- you know what that actually tore me up... Just wierd, and really sad.. Not sure if I look back on that as a lost opportunity or a solid save.. really not sure....
Creepy- blunt yes??
Angela- the cockroach thing was the big turn off... everything else was gravy.. I could have hung, but that sent the whole thing over the edge, when my girlfriends said time to go, I pried his hands off my ass, and left.... had it been different, I would have been at least grinding on his lap...
Samurai Frog- it was a bit strange.... indeed...
Sherry- ohhh I can't even kill those fuckers- they smear and stain the carpet. I am a RAID chaser at that point!!!
Yasamin- he was a hippy babe! Pretty lil face, and yeah I cried too....
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