I loathe Saturdays.... I work Saturday mornings to bring in a little extra cash... not much more than gas money, but fuck cash is cash.... I hate waking in the wee hours of the night, walking tiny tip toes through the house, trying my best not the wake the monkeys or the yelping pup, pull up my clothes, slop the hair into a dreaded scrunchy, pick the goo from eyes, and off to a cold 4 am start. I am never on time, I don't mean to be late but I am... I don't mean to be out of uniform, I just hate the colors, and my jeans are soo much cuter... plus I am gone before the first customers hit soo what the fuck... I don't mean to be so antisocial, it is tooo fucking early for tricks... I have been there forever, I know the job.. They leave me alone for the most part. I call out a ton, I take extra long breaks... but they leave me alone, I'm an asset if only for 4 hours, I am fast, organized and efficient... and obviously some sort of toy to fuck. My boss is slime... He constantly makes passes, offers me his "services" and tries to cop a feel. One of my coworkers offered himself to me for a charitable 2 hours as my Christmas present... He reminds me weekly that I never answered his proposition and the lack of an answer would be considered a yes answer. What the fuck, Do I look this desperate or am I that hella sexy??? Honestly, I would like to think neither.... I roll out of bed for that job, so I know I ain't cute.... You all know me, fuck yeah I want to get laid, but on my terms, and as cliche as this sounds, to someone special.. I have had all the random meaningless sex I ever could have wanted to have. I would rather be happy than momentarily satisfied.. Plus fuck, I am doing pretty good taking care of that prob all on my own, thank you very much.... But on sad little moments such as this I ask myself, will I constantly romanticize and search out impossible, illogical relationships? Is the man of my dreams right under my nose or is he thousands of miles away? When I meet him will he show me his true colors, or leave me blind and waiting in the wings without a guide? Will we just gel from the get go, or will it all build, little plateaus of memories that are scrapbook worthy. I would like to believe that my younger more stupid self has evolved into someone with integrity and strength. But at times I question my maturity. So, will I cave and have to do the walk of shame from the employee restroom after a few moments of sadly embarrassing sex, or will I hold out and be happy with my choices. And maybe just once be gleefully happy with a love I can call my very own, and hold and squeeze and suffocate! Just kidding.....Ohh well Friday approaches and little bits of apprehension get thrown up in my mouth as I look forward to Saturday... fucking cocksuckers!!!
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You'll hold out and be happy. You'll especially be happy that you didn't cave in on the slime.
I've decided to not have sex anymore. Instead, I'm going to use all that pent up frustration to something constructive....serial murder.
Want in?
It's really creepy when the boss hits on you or you catch them checking you out or looking down your shirt. I'm not a prude by any stretch but there are some lines you just don't cross.
...now if the boss is ultra hot that's another story...
Frankly: You're one of the most interesting persons I get to read things about. You always reveal new parts of your life and each time I think "Flo, what the fuck are YOU complaining about?!" ... I just tell you that I get up at 8.30 in the morning. For work. Ha.
You're a strong girl, monkey mum and you always give your best. Don't let those fuckers get to you...
Would it help if we all held hands and sang Hold On by Wilson Phillips?
If yes, give me some time to Google the lyrics, cause sKincarver moved away with my copy of the cd.
I've always wondered if happiness is for us to find, or if happiness just comes to us. Someone once told me that to think there is a person out there for everyone is naive; I told him to suck my balls. Life isn't worth living without hopes and dreams!
Samurai Frog- you know what, I think I will.....
Skincarver- mmmmm, I don't know about all that.... look me up in a year or soo, if I haven't gotten laid by then, or if I have been fucked over yet again, gimme a holler....
Becca- nooo sweetie, my boss looks like Egor... literally.... My last boss had me for lunch all over the human resources desk- he was hot... his advances got him a nice little snack.... this guy hell noo!!!
Roentgen- see this is why you are one of my best friends... you totally worship me... kidding.... thanks, I do give my all in most everything I do.. why bother otherwise ya know...
Mob- nice soundtrack moment..
Angela- then color me naive cuz I totally believe there is someone out there... have I found him? I don't know... but I am sure he will show himself when the time is right...
I've said it before and I'll say it again. The perfect guy is out there for you. When he finds you, he'll realize that HE was waiting for you to come along.
Keep to your toys Shrooms, it's way better than that quick trip to the employee restroom.
Sherry- only if you give me hand with those toys... I never once thought about making that walk.... those boys kinda make me gag, and not in a good way...
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