Tuesday, January 02, 2007

1001 Random Insignifigant Things About Me


Number 1000
I am absolutely addicted to Diet Coke.. Seriously, I am an addict. I get headaches if I don't get one first thing in the morning and will crave them all day. I go through case after case and lots of teeth whitener to offset the caramel coloring. I am hooked on the caffeine and strangely love the taste. I have tried to stop but end up with migraines and turn to food to satisfy the oral fixation. I gain weight and that makes me a neurotic mess, so I pick up the familiar silver and red can, tilt my head back and take in the NutraSweet bitter taste my body has grown to need and love... So in a nutshell, Number 1000- I am addicted to Diet Coke...

5 comments:

ROENTGEN said...

Did you know that diet coke gets you hungry when you drink it without taking in some "real" carbon hydrates? I really try to avoid those things, and better drink appeltize or something... but my boy told me that appeltize got more carbs than beer has, so i might convert to beer 24/7.

Christopher said...

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Do you have any teeth left Shroomster? How can you compare Diet to The Real Thing? You'll be telling me you drink Tab Clear next...

nouseforaname said...

ROENTGEN- I know, I know it is a horrible thing, my New Years resolution is to cut down to only 2 a day and to work it down to only 1, when I am ready... It is all the calorie counting I am sure... it drives me to them...

Christopher- Tab- never!!! that is just wrong. and yes cutie, I have all my teeth thank you very much! I didn't grow up drinking regular soda, so it all seems sugarly syrup to me- but I am in resolve to cut down. The first step is admitting you have a problem right???

Knitty Yas said...

ooooohhh my goodness. ;p

girl i know people who cant live without drinkin pepsi but your the first to be addicted to diet coke. hey thats better than crack i guess. lol :p

just remember... if its brown drink it down... if its black send it back. <~~ Homer Simpson on water

Teri said...

I know people who have the same symptoms with coffee. They get wicked headaches when they try to get off it. Try it, the headaches will only last a few days.

Happy New Year, Schroom.