I was just over visiting super freak's blog and I was leaving a comment about my philosophy for life. I liked how it sounded:
Flash a little cleavage, show a little leg, smile a little wicked "I know you want me smile" and women the world is ours!!! Men you just be happy we let you live in it.
I wonder if I actually believe it?
I may not be the hottest girl in the room, but I will make you think I am. I know how to work it. I know how to flash the right glances and smile in just the right way to make you forget your own name. I giggle at your jokes and tell you how great you are. I stroke your ego, the same way I stroke your cock, building in intensity till you wonder how long you can possibly last. I own my sexuality and I wear it as an accessory or brandish it like a weapon as the situation calls for. I'm a smart woman, but putting out all that intelligence forth requires energy and I use all mine up at the gym becoming fabulous. Most men catch themselves daydreaming about my ample breasts, wondering how long it will take them to get me out of my bra. They steal glances as I cross my legs wondering how hot its gonna be when they actually are allowed to bury themselves deep inside of me. I know this and I use it to my advantage. I play coy yet confident. I listen with interest yet block out most of what you say. The only agenda is my own, and what I can get out of you. Nice things, you'll get them for me. Cool places, you'll take me.
Yeah, I don't think I buy it either.... I am such a nerd. I really do love all the little things- I love fun, I love silliness, I love to laugh. I love being in love and all those little unforgettable moments that happen. I love being a girl- I never aspired to be a bitch. Sorry guys....
16 comments:
Shroom-Monkey, you rock!
I think perhaps it was your alter ego talking there. All women have that power, some are just better at and more willing to use it.
That's an amazing picture, Shroomy.
I think what you've written there is quite interesting to read. If you'd written it in a different format than your blog (which, ostensibly, is supposed to be you talking fairly literally about yourself) then you wouldn't be apologizing for it at all - because it's well done.
And, also, what's the point of having a pseudonym if you can't be obnoxious sometimes? Hmm?
The best kick and the blue balls I've never had. You're nuts, and I love you for it.
Remember...daily, by god.
Holy shit, I leave for a few days and this turns into Penthouse Hot Talk...what the fuck happened?
Nice work, watch those Googlings of "Ample Breasts" start pouring in.
I actually found it with "cock stroke", but only because I was checking on your chicken. You know, the one with the high blood pressure.
Your um, eyes, look different in that picture!
I'm sold: not only are you the hottest broad in the world, you give new meaning to the word 'kinky' and bless us fellas with fantasies that blow our mind.
Though this two Creepy thing is making me peel my skin...
I love it when you cum by my blog. You always leave it slippery wet with your sex juice.
*slurp*
Sherry- I think we all pull out all the stops when we need to. I think we all have two sides... I guess it depends on the circumstances. I am a goof most of the time, but I think I also know when its time to push out the tits. It seems to works....
Reese- credit Olivia de Berardinis for the picture, I love her work; super sexy. Thank you....
Creepy- let me know anytime... Nothing like a little dry hump once in a while...
Mob- you got me all hot thinking about the bachelor party and then left me high and dry when we ended up at Medieval Times- see what happens.
Dale- yeah, well you know... Shit, I had to change contacts the old ones were giving me headaches.
Creepy- ohh wow, thank you. ok??
Angela- I like cumming by your blog too... it's my favorite spot to get off...
My second Betty siting today. She is so awesome!!!
Damn, Shroomstress - You found my old High School Picture!!
LOL.
I happen to agree, though, without apology.
I DO OWN IT. My life, my sexuality, my money, my choices.
And a big whip :)
Old Lady- hell ya, she is the hottest.
Loud Mouth Bitch- I'm still on my training riding crop... You go girl with the big whip.
Erm...I was actually "buying it"! But, I know you're a nerd at heart--that's why you and I get along so well! ;)
It totally works. Post a hot picture of yourself i say! Show us your nipples and armpits :-)
Haley-O= yeah you know it....
Bubbly Theater- Only if you loose those briefs.... mmmm, I think I would like that.....
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