I hate:
*I hate old people who smell like Beef Jerky, I don't know why they do, but it makes me want to vomit
*I hate stepping in dog shit, the smell never seems to go away
*I hate heels that break off shoes, it is really hard to walk without them
*I hate running out of lube, double DP really burns without it
*I hate cat hair that sticks to my contacts, the cat has been dead for months- why the fuck is there still cat hair floating around?
*I hate the rabbit that digs up my garden, my owl friend is doing a lousy job, next time I'm at the military supply store, I am going to buy some ammo and shoot them both
*I hate the cockroaches are the size of small dogs that climb across my tv when I up in the middle of the night watching scary ass movies- They really freak me out and I'm running out of Raid
*I hate having to flirt with the guys at the mechanics just to get them to look at my car, makes me feel cheap and dirty (second thought, I'm going back tomorrow!)
*I hate that I don't ever win the lottery, that is such bullshit
*I hate the lady at the grocery store who kept ramming her cart into my ass while I was in line, if I hadn't had the wee monkeys with me, I would have had to beat her down
*I hate all the teenagers who hang out at my corner Starbucks, just because they exist
*I hate living in the South, it is too hot and sticky and my hair almost never looks good here
*I hate MTV reality "stars" who think they are "stars" What arrogant assholes!
*I hate the guy who told me, "I betcha have a great sex face" while I was at the gym today- I'm a mouth breather what the fuck am I supposed to do?
*I hate that you can't buy beer on Sundays, I don't really drink but suppose I want to start on Sunday, I will be shit out of luck
*I hate my keyboard, the space bar flew off and now it sticks
Well that is all I hated today.....
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11 comments:
I hate that I, like, HAVE to eat at night.
I hate when old people smell like new carpet or moth balls (but old people are great anyway...).
Ditto on dog shit--I stepped in some on the way to work one day, and I spent the entire day in my socks, after washing the soiled shoe repeatedly in the employee bathroom....My entire workspace (and practically the entire floor stank!)
Cat hair in my mascara sucks!
What's "double DP"...very curious....
Um, yeah...what is a double DP, pray tell? Is that similar to a DVDA??
'Cause I would imagine that would sting...
Mob- yeah you got it - I was just joking though- that would scare the shit out of me- literally. I remember seeing that scenario on a box cover once and thinking man that has gotta burn.
'Course, I feel kinda dirty for being the first one with my hand up like there was a prize for the correct answer. The physical logistics of some of the more athletically inclined porn baffles me, anyway.
Gotta wonder what kinda of preparation one takes to get ready for all that. Is there a workout? Or maybe some relaxation techniques? Or maybe it is all drugs and ice packs?
I'd assume drugs, having not known any porn gals in my lifetime.
You crazy kids. Old people smell like dead, rotting skin cells and moth balls, not beef jerky ... silly.
I hated the um hum sound the lottery machines does when you don't win
I Hate to have white cat or dog hair on a black pant
I hate the fuccking sunburn i get after that beaytiful day in the sun
That is some impressive hatred making its way through your veins.
I hate people who eat while shopping in the grocery store.
Vegans. They make me want to eat a cheeseburger.
People who demand their meat RARE. (Sorry, I don't eat anything that I have to apologize to once I bite it.)
Self Flushing Toilets that go off while you're still sitting on them - hence, getting your entire ass wet with Eau De Toilette.
Nice blog - Rant On!
I'm a hating fool- thanx to all for the additional crap! Good stuff!
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