Monday, April 02, 2007

I finally found em....


Going to Gold's Gym at lunch time is like hitting pay dirt... Wall to wall men....all the hotties getting hot and sweaty just for me, well not really but ya know what I mean.... working the elliptical, poured into my look at my ass running pants, tiny tank pushing up the girls just so, and sporting that what I am watching on this tiny ass screen glued to my machine is so fucking funny smile... within about 2 seconds a couple jockeys pony up on the machines next to me.. sweat mixes with sneaky side glances, shy smiles, arching the back, sticking out the bootie ever so slightly for the passerbys. I love men, beautiful gullible easily manipulated creatures.. these muscle bound jocks are making me hot, I am about to escort one to the handicapped bathroom for a little doggy style action over the sink.. but I don't, cuz I am not that dirty.. seriously I am not... another time maybe... but hell, I am coming back every friggin day....