My baby cakes Bubbly thought it would be good idea to tag me..... Funny, when I was a kid and someone tagged me I usually beat their ass.. But since he making good on his promise of sending me some hot nuddie pics of him and his sexy friend, I figured what the hell. I am a sucker for cock shots.... throw in some titties and I am salivating....1) Would you bungee jump?
why yes, if I could do it naked cuz that would be a rush..... I can almost feel the cool breeze now...
2) If you could do anything in the world for a living what would it be?
Ummm Hello- a commentator on VH1- Best Week Ever! and a rich and powerful socialite a la Paris Hilton- so I too could flutter about half naked and drunk and get the paparazzi's panties wet! Yes, that would be the life for me.....
3) Your favorite fictional animal?
When I was a kid, I fell in love with the movie The Last Unicorn- it was soo dreamy and pretty. I really wanted a Unicorn, I tried to tape a cornucopia to my pony- it really didn't look quite the same...
4) One person who never fails to make you laugh?
My son Christopher- he is a riot. He says the most ridiculous stuff I have ever heard and can make me laugh no matter what kind of mood I am in..
5) When you were 12 years old what did you want to be when you grew up?
Yikes, I was a mess at 12, I had just realized the power that sex had on men, and I wanted to capture that and bottle it up. I wanted to be a stripper- I figured all they had to do was plant that pussy a couple of inches away from a man's face and they owned him.. I blame Flashdance... I never saw the negative side of it all, I only saw stilettos, big tits and wads of cash. All I ever thought I wanted....
Disclaimer- I did grow up and learn a few things about life... I never became a stripper but I indeed learned that the pussy has all the power....
6) What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
masturbate... No just kidding... I always wash my face- helps wake me up and gets the eye boogers out...
7) Have you ever gone to therapy?
Yes, only briefly I realized very quickly that I was way smarter than my therapist and knowing that made it hard to respect her. I hate to admit it but there was nothing that she said that I did not already know about myself. I knew my issues and now to fix them, I just didn't want to. Simple as that..... When I was ready, I did..
8) If you could have one super power what would it be?
To travel though time.. mostly so I can see what next weeks lottery numbers will be and win it all baby!
9) Your favorite cartoon character?
Dotty from Clue Club. Clue Club was sort of a poor man's Scooby Doo. Same premise teens go in and solve the crimes that stump the local sheriff. They even had a couple of hound dogs that aided in the investigation. Dotty had all the brains, she always got left behind at the club house, some bullshit about it being too dangerous. But even though she wasn't in the mix, she always had it all figured out. I kinda was Dotty growing up- always right outside the circle but at a better vantage point because I could actually see everything...
10) Do you go to church?
as a tourist.... but not to practice..
11) What is your best childhood memory?
None of them.... there is honestly nothing that stands out as ohh wow that was great, everything seems to have some sort of negative twist to it.... I have lots of pretty Polaroids swirling around my head but none of them form a cohesive story...
12) Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
no, I still think it is a beautiful thing regardless of my past negative experiences. I have no doubt that I will fall in love again and be in total silly bliss as I plan my wedding- may it be formal and all Martha Stewart or total cheese and held in the local roller skating ring... either way I totally have to have my skull ring... that is a must!
13) Do you own a gun?
I have lots of squirt guns- those are the funnest things ever! but I would not ever have a gun in my house. I am all about the hammers- I have keep a couple of big ass hammers underneath my bed and I swear fuck with me, I will implant those fuckers in your head.... but no, guns are scary....
14) Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
in joking, playfully..
in bed, with a little riding crop
but never ever in anger....
15) Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
yes, but I have wicked stage fright so I am not sure if it came across as singing or screaming... Hard to say, I drunkenly fell off the stage and passed out cold. I am guessing they thought I sucked cuz no one bothered to see if I was all right...
16) What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their eyes- I want someone with eyes that smile and light up with enthusiasm when they talk. That is such a total turn on!
17) What is your biggest mistake?
Not believing in myself, not taking risks and making my dreams happen. letting life just happen and not seizing the moments.
18) Say something totally random about yourself.
I get lost in my emotions, I love falling in love, I try really hard to be tough and handle things but inside I am very girly and sensitive.... I would do most anything for my friends..
19) Has anyone ever said that you looked like a celebrity?
no, never.. in fact most people can't place me ethnically either- I kind of get adopted my every culture for I assimilate quite easily. I have my own original look- I am quite glad for that...
20) What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
I am not a over the top romantic- I like things like when a guy grabs my ass, or stops in the middle of the cross walk to kiss me, or rips my clothes off within the first five minutes of meeting me. To me that is romance..... Ok once in a while I like some pretty flowers..
21) Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
yeah, I do.... I have nothing better to do with my time....
Ok fuckers I am gonna pass this on to the next 3 victims... I am sorry babes.... really I am....
Gorilla88 (cuz he said that no one ever tags him- soo you kinda asked for it)
Miroslav (cuz he never plays with me anymore)
Puck (cuz he probably won't play along- and I don't blame him....)
Either way I am done with this...... suckas!
13 comments:
Umm...about #20, what you call a boyfriend in most states would be referred to as the defendant.
#1!!! i could be scared shitless of debree gettin caught in a breeze then gettin caught in my crack. you got balls girlie! (or guts... whichever flips your switch)
Hot, hot, hot.
As always, entertaining and informative. It only took me 2 seconds to...never mind.
Nice. I'm amused that you played again.
When I filled out mine, I mis-read the hit someone as 'hit on someone of the opposite sex', but I still stand by my answer, it works either way.
Skincarver- mmmm, yeah, I like a man that knows what he wants....
Yasamin- that is where those kegals come in handy- clinch it shut baby, clinch it...
Tumuli- not, not, not.... but thanks, thanks, thanks.....
Dale- It is ok Dale, it happens to everyone now and then....
Mob- yeah I was bored... there was nothing good on tv...
lmao! i think i have done so many of those that its turned into a nervous habit now. lol
has anyone ever pulled something from over doin it on the kegals???
Oh Gawd! What have I been talking me into. Well. Nude Foto eh? I'm not in shape? Errr...
But: I like the stripper story. And I totally agree on romance. I like the look of a man that says "I won't be able to hold it 2 minutes longer I just have to rip your clothes off". Or a man that randomly wakes up at night and gives you a kiss on your forehead. Yah Yah!
I say. We should marry. Like we said. "You may fuck the bride".
Oh, I loved The Last Unicorn.
And who are you kidding on #6?
That is the first thing that you do
(I know cause I've helped, heehee).
;-p
Could you please send out notices to all of us when you bungie jump naked? Actually, you could go outside and grab your newspaper naked, that would suffice. Just give us (or at least me) a heads up. I need to see your smoldering self naked before I die, I've written it into my will...
Yasamin- interesting thought- I don't know.... But ladies - keep up the kegals- it is the only way to keep that pussy tight!
Bubbly- Ahhhaaaa take off baby, take it off! I expect those pics by the end of the weekend... I did my part now you do yours....
Yes! I love your taste in lovers. I don't to be wined and dined I need to be fucked!
soo this marriage thing- how would that work anyways??? sounds tempting.....
Sherry- and quite the good lil helper you are too.... that mouth is beautiful baby- beautiful! I am still shivering.....
Creepy- you lil horn dog you!!!
Ok, I usually go to the mail box in just a thin white t shirt, and while watering the flowers, I kinda accidentally get squirted by the hose, and somehow it always hits me in mmmmmmm just the right spot, sorta plastering my t to my full breasts, the cold water making my nipples.....
good enough babes????
You fucking bitch! You reemed me out for tagging you. I mean, I guess I could have offered you some pics or something...of my cats...or my monkey....bitch.
So what I am reading is...hit for fun...not for anger...but anyone that breaks into your house gets their head beat in...works for me.
I have something similar, not hammers but an obedience stick. Slimmer than a baseball bat but with enough heft to knock someone on their ass and do some damage.
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