Why do women always want to change the world?? I have no issues with my Ex being involved, I really don't. We have been split for about 5 years now, and we both have realized with total certainty that we were a match that should have never been. We made some cute kids, had a few laughs, fought more than I care to share, and ummm he was a total whore.... We have both moved on and have worked hard to be friends for the sake of our own sanity and for our kids. He has a new girlfriend, well not really new, he has been with her pathetic old ass for the last 3 years but I just recently learned of her. She has decided that she wants to be my "friend"- ohhhh what the fuck??? I think her definition of friend is mixed up with mortal enemy... On a recent trip to visit with the Ex, she pulled out every trick in the book... she erased my voice mails stating that I was there, she kicked him out when he told her we was gonna meet us, she attempted to corner me at my motel and confront me, and she pushed, pushed, pushed him to take me back to court to reassign custody (so she can play house with my kids)... DRAMA!!!! She has sent me several nasty emails questioning me about absurd things that make no sense. It is too much, it drains me..... My kids see their father maybe 2x a year- he is 6 hours away and can't seem to make the trip. This bitch makes it impossible for him to see us when we happen to be in the same town. I am about to pull out the cholla within and slice a bitch... but I am a lady and instead I will just bitch about her behind her back....
My Message to the new girlfriend:
My kids are none of your business Bitch
You can have my Ex-husband, he was an ass and a lousy lay- you are free to keep him
If I drive 7 hours so my monkeys can see their father- ohh yeah you best not interfere
The next time you to corner me in a hotel- they are gonna find you chopped into a million pieces stuffed under the mattress..
I'm out!!
19 comments:
Listen Shroomy...I feel your pain. I had two really ugly divorces. I fought for my kids in both relationships and was lucky enough to win both times. That ain't easy for a man...in Texas. I wish I could tell you it gets better, but it usually never does.
I know a few people that have told me, "Oh me and my ex and their (sig. other) get along great! We have dinner and play twister!".
After I punch them in the face and spit in thier mouths they realize the error of their ways.
Good luck with this. I hate drama but it never seems to end. You just try to fake it for the kids.
Is this the same ex that was asking you awhile back if you "missed his dick"? Sounds like they've got a great relationship.
Hey monkey! I've yet to enjoy divorce, kids and sex with a man so I can't full understand. Kill the bitch! Kill her! Kill! and so forth...
Hello my little Monkey, I missed you while you were away, though no dry-humping was involved. I'm glad that you had a nice time in FL.
And as for your ex's girlfriend, well, I think that you said it best when you said that you were going to have to pull out the cholla on her. Just don't forget the required headband and if you happen to have a pair of Dickies lying around, throw them on for full effect!
:-P
Aarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiightey!!!
Go to media with this story. Girls (sorry) can be sluts - we figured that before. You should seperate the monkeys from that story, definately.
Get a message to your ex with everything that happened and tell him that he needs to do something about it.
In the meantime I'm gonna find you some kinky sites with "let's fuck the bitch"-methods.
Time for payback
He's probly cheating on her, so she's all fucked up and insecure. Best for all if she dies ;-)
p.s. luv the pic
Holy fuck, that is one big fucking bitch. I feel for you, and your children.
Bitch's gonna GO DOWN! Nobody messes with the 'Shroom and lives to tell the tale.
Skincarver- wow.... I think quite admirable that your fought for your kids and that you obviously love them soo much... I don't get any any ex's and new lovers could be friends- that just seems sooo akward.. oh yeah, that is the same ex- he is always trying to score some phone sex- it grosses me out..
Miroslav- well one day honey you will.... one day you will indeed have sex with a man??? (what?)
Sherry- ohh baby girl, I stil got my Dickies overalls around here somewhere, that and my bandana and tube top- sorta cholla meets Dexy's Midnight Runners but with a anger management problem..
Bubbly Theater- ohhh my baby looks out for me... thanks sweetie... I keep the monkeys far, far away from this mess, believe me....
Reese- this woman is in her forties- she should know better but somehow I feel like I am in some High school drama....
Angela- ohh yeah, bitches beware- Shroomy don't play that... (lol, how cheesy am I???)
After all that violence and hatin' should you have said Peace Out?
That all sucks. We'll all hold her down.
Sure looks like I've missed out by never having married. Apparently Mom was wrong.
After your final paragraph, I'm imagining Robert Rodriguez' Four Rooms short:
"There's a dead whore under the bed!"
Keep your chin up, you're doing the best you can, and from all you say here, it sounds like she'll eventually be out of the picture because he's going to fuck things up anyway.
You're in a car with your children for seven long hours and that tramp had the nerve to try to stop him from seeing his kids and give you a hard time?? Is she that insecure and does she think you and your ex will get back together? And they're not even married and this bitch tried to make him get custody?? I would hurt this bitch and make her life a living hell if I was in your shoes. But don't leave evidence. lol
I'm so sorry you have to deal with that. Glad you get to rant about it here, though. I hope it feels better getting it all out. At least they live far away. I mean, sad that your kids don't get to see their dad much. But, with her in his life, it's a good thing they don't. hang on to that, my friend.
If you need a contract killer to cap her arse, I'm your man.
hurray! maybe one of the cute chicks you have pictured here can do the job for you.
I HATE women like that!
You MAD Gangsta!
Some "women" never learn.
Honey - if she only knew how close to death she actually was!
Keep tough and tell the ex to keep his bitches outta your face.
Dale- there will be no singing Kum-Ba-Ya around the campfire for this bunch...
Creepy- well look at this way, you got the cat and the Batman toys- you are living large babe, living large indeed...
Mob- you know what, other than the mini dramas here and here I am happy. I am happy with myself and me and the mini monkeys have the best time ever- what more can a girl ask for...
Capri- as we age do we get more insecure?? I always thought it was the other way around, this lady has got a good 15 years on me and she acts like she is half my age with all the games.... She crossed the line with the custody issues...
Haley-O- I know you know what it is like to only want the best for your little ones, and how heartbreaking it is to see even the slightest hint of disappointment, so really that is my main issue here...
Christopher- awww you are my hero.... thanks babe!
Teri- no shit eh, a little slice and dice action and the bitch is history...
Loudmouthbitch- I really don't understand... My ex's first girlfriend was the same way- always pushing him to pick up the kids and telling them she was there new Mommie- I just don't get it....
Everyone- I got my little bitch session out... Thank you for listening... ya know when life puts up roadblocks, you take the detour and you adjust... When life is hard you toughen up and you adjust, when life throws bitches in your path- you take off your earings and your heels and you take the muther fuckin bitches out....
I'm in a somewhat weird position. My wife gets along fine with her ex and his fiance, but the ex doesn't really like me at all (probably with good reason). I'm indifferent towards him, and given the opportunity, would only say no to being his friend because of huge amount of weirdness that would create. I don't blame you for not caring about her, regardless of whether she's fucking crazy. There are just some dynamics that are too unnatural for fostering friendship.
Fuuuhhhuuuck. Sorry you have to go through that shit Shroom. My ex and I haven't spoken (or rather, I don't know where the hell he is) for a long time, and frankly I prefer it that way. I can deal without his drama and crap.
You are right, when it comes to matters like this all that matters is the kids and making sure they are alright. It has nothing to do with the skank, hoe, bitch, that got in your face; though should a "random" baseball attack befall her years down the road I say Hooooyaa!
Arrange a knife fight and have at her!
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