After a recent purchase gone array, I began to think. I am a pretty simple girl. I don't need all the bells and whistles and that little vibrating rabbit will probably never get used. I don't care if it is electric or battery operated. I don't care if it resembles my favorite flower or a cute little forest creature. I don't care if comes in hot pink or silver or if it rotates and spins. I don't care who is on the box or if it comes with a bonus. For me, the solo act is rarely about the ecstasy and more often about the release. I have my handful of tricks, my handful of thoughts and for the most part they work for me everytime. If I throw something new into the loop I become distracted and my focus is thrown. I'm a busy girl, I have a couple of minutes at best. No time for stupid shit to slow me down.I am a pretty simple girl, I like things to work. I like friends who are fun. I like boys who are hot, wearing towels and little straw hats, I like short commutes, I like 30 minute shows that make me laugh. I like taking the stairs, I like happy songs by silly groups, I like the dangerous rides at the state fair, I like long hot showers and the smell of nice perfume. I like what I like, I guess I just do. I just need it to fit into what I want it to do....
I know all the gadgets and toys are supposed to help us speed up our lives and make things easier. But I don't use the Magic Chopper because I have a nice set of knives that work just fine and I don't play with George Foreman because I like the charcoal and smoke of my old fashioned grill. I like all the fancy packaging of all the new toys but I just can't seem to merge so easily into the fast lane...
Disclaimer:
I have no idea what this posting is supposed to be about, I just kinda ran with it, and stuck in a picture of a hot semi naked chick.... Cheers...
16 comments:
Well said. I wish cell phones had never been invented, and don't need a gadget just because it's a gadget. They've been trying to get me to switch from Outlook Express to the more advanced Outlook for years at work. I've tried it twice, found all the bells and whistles unnecessary and demanded they give me back the original software. I'm the last one still using it, and it frosts their ass that I won't change. But why do I need to? I don't need a calendar function, I have a calendar and a daily planner. I don't need alarms to let me know I'm supposed to be in a meeting, because I have a brain that can keep track of such things.
Interesting riff this time around, good stuff.
And since Creepy mentioned cell phones, can I express my puzzlement over the idea of being able to watch my favorite shows on my fucking phone?
Great, I can now watch TV on a screen the size of a postage stamp any time I want. How bored do they think the American public is? How starved am I for entertainment?
ummmm..starved enough to read our stupid blogs....
Touche.
Wanker?
I don't think I've ever come across a sexy wanker before ;-)
I'm a hypocrite when it comes to all of our endless modern day conveniences, sometimes I curse the technology for all of the bad that can be manipulated from it and other times I wonder how we ever lived without, but then I think - if it was never invented, then we'd never know what we were missing ... It's a vicious consumer-driven cycle.
I know exactly what you mean. None of the hype and all of the rewards.
What! i cant belive any of yous luddites. i fucking lurrrve technology, gagets, gizmos all of it. when they bring out shit they wire directly into your face, im going to be first in line with a screwdriver and a mobile fone. i love that stuff, i want it in my brain now. i want lazers for eyes and balls that glow in the dark whenever i think about them.
Was this post not about vibrators???
Hmmmmm.
I have to go find that gutter that my mind fell into. That's what happens after a conversation with Super Freak. lol.
What about the cucumber?? IT's low tech, can help you reach your goal, or climax, in record time and does not need batteries. Female friends have told me it's "Shroom-tastic".
Speak Easy- ahhh you are the first to figure it out... Yes, all you retards this post was indeed about a vibrator. It was expressing my disappointment with the fact that as high tech and fancy as it was it totally failed to get me off....
I love all you dumbasses anyways, with your cell phone, micro television and lazer eye talk.. I really do....
Nice picture. And you get bonus points for calling it Craplanta.
Okay, my wise-ass sock-monkey friend, my cell phone vibrates, maybe you should try that instead.
Rrramone- gee thanks, it is indeed a crappy place to be...
Mob- yeah but everytime I get a little frisky with my cell phone, something gets fucked up and it doesn't work.
Puck- you want Glow in the Dark balls??? That is Righteous!!!
Freak....
I've been meaning to write a post about things I like for a while, and now you've made me do it. Starting with wanking. You're inspirational Shroomy. Ta.
awesome photo my dear- 5 weeks in rehab and you dish that up-I'm going to be irritable allday!in a good way
I'm back!
Christopher- glad to be an inspiration.... I like your list, that is some good stuff..
Merlin- ohhh my baby is back!!! hooray!!!! I have missed you something fierce!!!!
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