*For my daughters to have a high self esteem and to truly know their value*For my sons to be respectful and caring individuals
*To find love and know that it will last
*To be the next video vixen in a Nick Lachey video
*A black Trans-Am like in Smokey and the Bandit
*To travel the world
*To finally organize my thoughts and notes enough to write that book I keep telling everyone I am going to write
*For that book to be hugely successful and made into a movie
*For me to star in that movie and become a huge movie star and hang out with other movie stars
*To find happiness and fullfillment
*To begin to trust and let other people into my life
*To stop dwelling on the past and move on with the future
*To go to the beach and look smokin in that bikini that has been in my dresser for the past 3 years
*To party at the Playboy Mansion with Carmen Electra
*To figure out the HTML stuff so I can have a kick ass blog
*To own a real Jasper Johns painting, not just a copy of the poster
*To dance on the jetty (whatever that means)
*To stop being afraid of what other people think (nevermind, who am I kidding...)
*To rid my house of cockroaches once and for all
*To never again mix the reds with the whites
*To have a reunited English Beat play my next birthday party
*To grow old gracefully and stay somewhat good looking
*To enjoy every second with my children, while they are still children and actually like me
*To move the hell out of Atlanta
*To have Jenna Jameson give me a lap dance
*To have Jared Leto, Johnny Lee Miller or Ewan Mcgregor (in his Jedi costume) give me a lap dance.
*To win the Lottery
*To excile my ex's to a deserted island so they can battle it out and show it on pay per view
*To be honored at Oprah's Legends Ball- just so I can streak through the crowd and make a total fool of myself
*To be given the open position on The View- so I can kick Rosie's horrible ass
*To have Santino design my fall wardrobe
*To run and skip through a meadow and frolic with Puff the Magic Dragon
*To have Air Supply play at my next wedding or in the event that I sadly never get married again at my next large event
*To make friends with Angelina Jolie so I get all the dirt and leak it to the press
*To learn how to snowboard (again, I sucked ass the first time I tried to learn)
*To get a minature horse and a leopard
*To dance and make out with Justin Timberlake (he's kinda cute for a youngin)
*To have my own fashion line and designer hand bags
* Yeah and all that stuff about stopping world hunger, seeing world peace happen and finding a cure for AIDS....
4 comments:
I think the above comment says it all, eh?
That list is pretty shrooming long, I hope you can complete it all by the morning so you can continue posting funny Britney stories.
But what about a Duran Duran renunion??
what's with the Jenna Jameson fixation? Just super curious!
Great list...I'm lovin it!
Duran Duran is all reunited - I went to the concert last year and mouthed- "Simon I want to fuck you" over and over hoping it would come true- it didn't and I went home to myself, and the vibrator. Bummer... If I had them at my party I would be all mad cuz I wouldn't get laid and I would be all frustrated and stuff. So NO Duran Duran!!!!
Haley-O- Plain and simple she is hot and sleazy- if I was going to be with a woman she would be the way to go.
I would by your book and see your movie. I would also like to send my ex's to a deserted island but doubt they would fight cause at the core they are essentially the exact same guy. Just having them there would be good enough for me.
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