I want to hug the owl that lives in my backyard.
He is so pretty when he sits up high in the tree scoping out rats with fancy tails and chirpy annoying birds. I go out every morning to say hello with my arms extended awaiting him to swoop down and give me a big owl hug. He never does, he just sits there and looks at me like I am retarded. Eventually he flies off and I return inside, bummed. I know he will never return my embrace but I feel like I have to give it a try. I recently bought one of those plastic replica ones, it wasn't the same.
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Maybe he'll bring you a letter someday that explains his position on the whole thing.
metal does fucking rock- no?! have you ever listened to it on shrooms? I loved limp bizkit's 'break stuff' on them. raw power chords and tripping-nothing beats the energy and power. fuckin' awesome.
keep yo smile you crazy fuck!
Owls are assholes.
i would like to have sex with an owl, its kinda my biggest kink, but it would have to consensual.
its frustrating because i know i will never speak owl and the thought of a owl talking person is not very sexy at all.
If owls could talk I bet they would indeed be assholes. Big know it all assholes.
Puck- you're a bit messed up babe!
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