So after all the talk about relationships it started me thinking. If all my past loves were to apply a label on the type of person I was in that relationship - what would they say about me?
Dirtyboy- His closing break up words were, "I'll be glad to be rid of your Payless shoes and your damn Greg Brady Beads" I was the "Cheap Ass" Hey, I was poor...
The Rockstar- I broke up with him when he was on the road, knowing that he was getting busy with a million skanks. I loved him but I couldn't handle the rock and roll girlfriend thing, he expected me to understand the difference between love and sex and I just couldn't. I was "The Spoiled Sport"
The Hippie- I don't remember that relationship too much, I know it existed but I think our break up was inspired from the fact that I really didn't give a shit about the protests he dragged my ass to and I fell asleep during most of his rants and raves. For him, I guess I was "The Republican"
The Damaged Goods- He once told me I was a "Fortune Teller" and that I always knew what was going to happen next. Pitty, I didn't listen to myself, could have saved some time and avoided some serious drama.
The Aging Rock Star- mmm, considering I was jailbait at the time. I was "The Naive One" I wanted to meet people and he was the best connection to have, he broke up with me when my Father found out and told him my real age.
The Annoying Dresser- He was a good guy, really. He must of thought I was a bitch, cuz everytime he picked me up I would roll my eyes. I was "The One who Would Never be Happy with Anything" he broke up with me with those exact closing words.
The Porn Addict- Ohh I was "The Prude" I thought I was adventurous but I could not keep up with him that is for sure. I don't do she-males, I just don't.
The Marrying Type- When I broke up with him, he told me I was "Incapable of Love". Yeah after 4 soo, soo dates it really wasn't gonna happen.
The Gangster- When I look back at that one, I have no idea what was wrong with me. I must have had "Victim" written on my forehead.
Funny what we learn from past relationships....
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ok, so she's been around the pool
pool, baby more like the ocean....
LOL
I had to narrow down your list to see which one best suited me.
Are you sure we haven't dated before?
I was the "marrying type". Always concerned with meeting "that" special women. Looking back, I was pathetic and gave up a lot of sex.
Wow, you've had so much relationship experience....I didn't have a "relationship" (so-to-speak) until I met my husband. Before that, I just dated and had serious fun.... Hey, did you get your name "Shroom Monkey" from the Hippie relationship? Very curious about that name....I'm Cheaty, you're Shroom...both monkeys. Good to meet you--thanks for coming to my blog and for putting my link here (honoured!).
By the way, Shroom-monkey, you've been tagged!
i never realized monkeys were so prolific in their dating patterns. you should try dating me, "the eccentric cartoonist who has a huge music collection and never sleeps and wears sonic youth t-shirts that are 12 years old and has only one pair of sandals and likes kitkats and once caught his foot in a lawn mower and likes tetris and drinks weird beer and plays guitar well enough to sit around a campfire and not sound stupid and likes vandalizing church billboards and is a fast runner and can spell fairly well and ate peanut butter and jam sandwiches every day until i finished highschool and once won an award for messiest desk in 7th grade and has a nice looking penis guy."
Speak Easy- small world but prob not... You sound too nice for me!
Phoomaton- very funny, although movie about me could be interesting... I'll let you be in it only if you wear the bunny costume.
Haley- much love to fellow monkeys. The name- yeah from my past drug days and it just sounds really cool. (??)
Al- mmm for some reason you have me intrigued. I have a Young Ones shirt I have worn for the past 15 years, I have eaten a kit kat or two, still consider peanut butter sandwiches the best midnight snack ever, I love flip flops (own about 25 pairs), I can run fast only if something/someone is chasing me, I prefer to power walk, can't spell for shit, am a fan of nice looking penis's, once had my jr high crush sign my year book "to a really wierd girl I never wanted to know"
have an iq of 175 (really!), can not play guitar but in my car when I am all alone can really belt out some tunes, suck at Tetris but pretty ok at pacman, once drove through a billboard by accident, never mowed a lawn but have snapped the crap out of myself with the weed eater, and have really nice tits.
sounds just about perfect ;)
Well duh...
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