Really Gross Hobbies

I have a friend with a really strange hobby. She collects girlie magazines, like Swank, Club and Hawk. She looks for magazines with the whole spread eagle or bootie spread pics. No Playboy, Penthouse or even Hustler in her collection. She says she prefers photos that are not airbrushed or touched up. Ok so far not so strange, but what makes her interesting is that every Saturday, she spreads out all the magazines on the floor, grabs herself a nice cup of tea, gets out the magnifying glass and looks for evidence of herpes, lesions, hemorrhoids or genital warts. When I asked her why the hell she did that, she responded; "It makes me feel superior."

I have some strange friends....