I was at the gym today on the treadmill- not that I take the whole exercise thing overly serious- I just don't want to end up a giant fat ass. Marc Jacobs doesn't do a plus size line. Anyways, I'm working the calorie burner and watching Zoolander, laughing my ass off, surely annoying the shit out of everyone else on the long line of treadmill. I'm surprised that I have never seen it- it soo my type of movie. It gets to the scene where Mugatu shows Derek, the model of the Zoolander Institute for Kids Who Can't Read Good, and as he throws it off the table- I am laughing soo hard- I fly off the back of the treadmill. Not a face planting fly-off- more like a fly off the back with a skipping backwards run that throws me into the wall. Everyone turns around and the bitch next to me, who has been giving me the evil eye for the last 10 minutes, states "maybe you should pay more attention." Strange as she said that I felt everything move in slow motion. I flashed to age 15 and the 3 months I chose to embrace my Hispanic culture and become a full fledged Cholla. Dickies overalls, flannel shirts and skyhigh hair. I was a bad ass back then, even carried a razor blade between my teeth (ok more like a box cutter in my pocket but you get the idea) I looked at her and said, "Who are you talking to? Unless you're looking for a beatdown I don't think you are talking to me" That Grandma never saw it coming.. She backed down real quick! But my one overall thought of the day- I am a raging Dumb Ass. I thought it was was hilarious that I flew off the treadmill and even funnier that I pulled out the Gangsta from within.
Ohh well....
10 comments:
That lady sounds like a major bitch. You should have popped a cap in her ass :-)
Horale! That's a funny story, Shroom. "Watch it bitch, cause once I got my hair in a pony-tail, it's on!" And even though I'm a whiteboy, I know enough Spanish gals to know that you might end up stabbed if ya fuck with 'em too much.
;-)
Paco...hold my baby!
man- you is rude! Zoolander is legendary- "You can dere-Lick my balls"-wicked.
I was gyming it today and saw this guy with his mate and they were really enjoying the whole treadmill experience, when one of them tripped and smacked his head-looked painful.
Anyhoo-glad to see you don't take no shit
Peace
One bitch slap coming up.
Este es mi vida loca!
Oh...shoot...would I have gotten bitch slapped for laughing at you...? LOL! I hope you didn't hurt yourself.
Agree totally that Zoolander is awesome! Do your monkeys do the "magnum" face?
or do the monkey's do the blue steel look...?
Haley- you seem really bent on laughing at me- go ahead laugh it up! No I would never bitch slap you. We monkeys are more about "Le Tigre" mas rico suave.
you don't have a recording of your stunt???? For my sad day, cuz it seems funny they way you descrive it. The funny thing, I don't know how it never happen to me!
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